-roommate knocks multiple times at my door-
-says something important and apologizes for bothering me-
kath: hey i’m sorry for bothering, were you sleeping?
what i say: yeah, no it’s ok. sorry it took me a while to hear you knocking.
what i really mean: I WAS MASTURBATING YOU BITCH GET THE HELL OUT WHAT THE FUCK
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
"sister, that’s fashion"
and just walked away