Posted 16 minutes ago

monchouchoumillie:

-roommate knocks multiple times at my door-

-says something important and apologizes for bothering me-

kath: hey i’m sorry for bothering, were you sleeping?

what i say: yeah, no it’s ok. sorry it took me a while to hear you knocking.

what i really mean: I WAS MASTURBATING YOU BITCH GET THE HELL OUT WHAT THE FUCK

Posted 1 hour ago
donkenn:

March 2012

donkenn:

March 2012

Posted 2 hours ago

madebyabvh:

Original illustration by Don Kenn

Posted 2 hours ago

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

Posted 2 hours ago

mikasa-ackerman:

i think we should break up.
it’s not you, its anime.

Posted 2 hours ago

budpest:

kaka2007:

Can harry styles PLEASE cut his hair it physically pains me to look at that greasy mess

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Posted 2 hours ago

sexi-lou:

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

Mostly it’s Tina’s “uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.,.”

Posted 2 hours ago

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

Posted 2 hours ago

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

Posted 3 hours ago

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away

Posted 1 day ago
myeyeswilltellyoueverything:

When she gets his gun he’s begging, “Babe stay, stay, stay, stay, stay”

myeyeswilltellyoueverything:

When she gets his gun he’s begging, “Babe stay, stay, stay, stay, stay”

Posted 1 day ago
the-1975-lolz:

Matty in this tho lajfhjksa

the-1975-lolz:

Matty in this tho lajfhjksa

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

legolasskywalker:

Ron Swanson: Therapist.

Posted 1 day ago

rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them