Posted 4 hours ago
  1. *finds out friend likes anime*
  2. Me: So you're into anime?
  3. Friend: Yeah.
  4. Me: What's your favorite anime?
  5. Friend: Full Metal Alchemist
  6. Me thinking: This is going good.
  7. Friend: Sword Art Online, and Attack on Titan.
  8. Me thinking: And there it goes.
Posted 6 hours ago

kawaiilluminatii:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

Posted 6 hours ago

presidentobarna:

keheliya:

They were only allowed to bring one sheet to the physics exam…

I’m in awe.

Posted 6 hours ago

elevenismyspiritanimal:

starspangledpunk:

*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

*drinking tea in the summer* fiRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON

Posted 6 hours ago

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

Posted 7 hours ago
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forsaken0909:

"Destruction is a form of creation."
Donnie Darko (2001)

forsaken0909:

"Destruction is a form of creation."
Donnie Darko (2001)

Posted 7 hours ago

"You’re such a fuckass!"
"…did you just call me a fuckass?"

Posted 7 hours ago

susiediamonds:

I’m lost in admiration could I need you this much
Oh, you’re wasting my time
You’re just wasting time

Posted 8 hours ago

vampire-gerard:

stretchedlobes:

my fucking heart

He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK

(Source: poyzn)

Posted 8 hours ago
staypozitive:

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications. 

staypozitive:

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications. 

Posted 11 hours ago

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

Posted 11 hours ago

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

Posted 11 hours ago

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK